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[HUMMING WITH RADIO] [Nikki] Loudon, why do you think they call these things McNuggets? [Loudon] I don't know, Nikki. One of life's greatest unsolved mysteries. [Nikki] Murray sure likes them. Here, try some sweet and sour sauce, honey. There he is! [Loudon] One of them's big, very big. [Nikki] Yeah, yeah. Not as big as this. Let's do it. [Pedestrian] Uh-oh. Now we've got a problem. [Nikki] Turn around, walk down that street, look back and you're dead. [Chauffeur] Yeah. [Nikki] Move! Don't even think about it! [Raul] Nikki! [Nikki] Long time Raul. Take them out with your fingertips and drop them on the floor, thank you. [Loudon] Listen, I just witnessed an accident back there. I'm going to at least go back and give my name. [Nikki] Drive! [Loudon] What? [Nikki] I said get in and drive! [HORNS HONK] [Raul] What's this all about, Nikki. [Nikki] Cut the innocent act, Raul. I know you hit Johnny. How you doing, Loudon? [Loudon] Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. No! [Nikki] Loudon don't see too good without his glasses. [Raul] Nikki, don't do anything crazy. [Nikki] I'm out of control, you little poindexterhead. I want the name of the bank and the safety deposit box number, now! [Raul] What good is that going to do? No one's ever found the key. [Nikki] Honey, I never lost it. I've been sittin' on this thing for four years. Yeah. You're doin' fine, Loudon. [Raul] No he ain't! [Nikki] Yes he is! The name of the bank and the box number, now! [Raul] Nikki, don't get mental now! We can talk this out! [Nikki] What's the matter? You afraid of what I might find in that box? Huh? I think you better find a place to park, Loudon. [Loudon] Okay. [Nikki] Nice spot. Okay, everybody out. Let's go. Come on. No monkey business. Let's go. Move it. [Loudon] Oh! Ow! [Fey Cop] Man, I'd hate to be way up there like that hanging on a car door. [Butch Cop] I'd hate to be way up there like that and not hanging on to a car door. [Nikki] Keep goin'. You too, Shorty, up against the car. [Loudon] TIME OUT! TIME OUT! [Nikki] I want that number. [Raul] Looks like your boyfriend's in trouble. [Nikki] Later for him! [Loudon] Later! [Nikki] Loudon, I'm busy -- hey, hey, give me that. Hey, that's my gun. [GUNSHOT] [Nikki] Hey, thank you. Aha. My gun. Stop it! Get away from me, you big bad bully! [COCKS GUN] [Raul] Huh! [Loudon] Now talk! Cartier closes in half an hour! [Raul] Kawamatsu Bank! [Loudon] Kawamatsu! [Raul] On Madison. Box Number 6111. [Nikki] Trott! Help! [Loudon] Oh, now you need my help! How the worm has turned! [Nikki] Loudon, please! [Loudon] Well, what about later for him? [Nikki] I didn't mean it. I had my fingers crossed. [Loudon] Alright. [Nikki] Ow! [Benny] Ow! [Nikki] Whoa! [Benny] Whoa! [SPLASH] [HORN PLAYS MELODY] [Loudon] Fire hydrant, fire hydrant, fire hydrant, excuse me, fire hydrant. [Nikki] Listen, why can't we go to the bank first? [Loudon] No! We did one of your things already. We murdered the pimp and the fat man. Now it's time to do one of my things. [Nikki] Is that what you're upset about? Should I tell you something, Trott? We did the world a favor. I mean those guys were scum. Hey, they weren't even scum. They aspired one day to be scum. [Loudon] Nonetheless, nonetheless, nonetheless, double homicide was not on my agenda. [Nikki] Look, I got a good idea. Why don't you just tell me the box number, and I'll go to the bank, and I'll meet you back here? It'll save time. [Loudon] Listen to me you little insane person. I'm not letting you out of my sight. I gave my word I would see you on that bus, and until that glorious moment comes, you and I are stuck together like glue, like Mutt and Jeff, Amos and Andy, Frick and Frack, Spic and Span, Yin and Yang, Arm and Hammer, Pork and Beans. [SLAP] [Nikki] The bank closes in a half an hour. [Loudon] Yeah. [Jewelry Fag] Good afternoon, Mr. Trott. [Loudon] Afternoon. [Jewelry Fag] How's mother, sir? [Loudon] Mother? Fine, fine. [Jewelry Lady] Tomorrow's the big day, sir. Congratulations. [Loudon] Thank you. Thank you. [Jewelry Lady] The ring is all ready for you, sir. [Jewelry Fag] I don't recognize Madame, Sir? An out-of-town guest? [Nikki] Out-of-town, sort of. I'm Loudon's, uh, cous -- Mr. Trott's sister. [Jewelry Fag] Sister? I wasn't aware Mr. Trott had a sister. [Nikki] Been away a few years. [Jewelry Fag] Boarding school? [Nikki] Board school, right. [Jewelry Fag] Switzerland? [Nikki] Excuse me? [Jewelry Fag] I said was the school Swiss? [Nikki] Sure. Sure, one of the Swissest. [Car Thief] Can you handle it? [Car Thief] Do it, do it. [Car Thief] Can you handle it? [Car Thief] Do it today, man, today. [ENGINE STARTS] [Car Thief] We're cool. That's cool. [HORN HONKS] [Car Thief] Yo. Whoo! [HORN PLAYS MELODY] [Nikki] Excuse me, I'd like to take a look at that. I like this. It's very sweet. Hmm. Think this'll fit on a tiger? [Jewelry Fag] Tiger? No question. [Jewelry Lady] There you are, sir. Shall I put this on Mother's account? [Loudon] Yes. [Nikki] Put this on Mother's account too ... for Murray. [Loudon] [WHISPERS] Have mercy. [Nikki] But Loudon, he's almost extinct. [Jewelry Fag] I see the clasp is broken. I can get this fixed. [Nikki] Hey! Give me that key! [Jewelry Hag] Aah! [Nikki] I want my key! Give me that key! [CRASH] [Customer] Oh, no! [Customer] Oh! [Security] No you don't! [Nikki] Let me down. I want my key. Come back here. Give me my key! Put me down! You get over here! [Loudon] Oh, my God! Where's the car? [Nikki] Wait! [Loudon] Where's the car? Murray! Murray! [Nikki] Aaaaaaaaahh! Thank you. Get in. [Loudon] What about Mrs. Worthington's car? What about Murray? [Nikki] Later, Loudon. Follow that brown E.P.C. truck, okay? [Loudon] There's an extra 20 in this if you can explain to me what's going on. Oh. Hey, hey. You stole that from Cartier. That's grand theft. [Nikki] Thanks. [Loudon] But they're going to come after us. [Nikki] Loudon, you don't seem to understand. They don't care about this stuff. Those places they deal in diamonds. They don't want the diamonds stolen so they put stuff like this out for people to take. It's what you call in business a loss leader. They want us to steal it, yeah. You understand that? It's like a promotional thing with them. [Loudon] Excuse me. Do you mind? Ahh. [Taxi Driver 2] Here's your truck. Hey, this is where Wendy Worthington lives! [Loudon] You're right. How'd you know that? [Tax Driver 2] I had her in me cab once. Peace. [Nikki] You want to hurry it up in there? Come on. [Wendy] Does that feel better, Buck? [Buck] Mm. [Wendy] A lot of people take the E.P.C. for granted, don't they? [DOORBELL RINGS] [Wendy] Not us. [DOOR OPENS] [Wendy] Loudon! This is my bed and kitchen shower! You're not supposed to be here. Why are you dressed like that? You can't go to the Co-op interview dressed like that. Did you get the ring? [Buck] How's it hangin'? [Nikki] Wendy! My God! Well, you just look every bit the little thing Loudon described! [Wendy] Loudon ... who is this woman? [Nikki] Loudon, shame on you honey. I thought you told Wendy. Well, I'm Loudon's cousin, Nikki Sue Trott. The Atlanta Trotts with the three T's. Give us a kiss. [Bridesmaids] Ooh! [Nikki] I just love that little thing you're wearin'. Loudon -- she's got the cutest little figure. What a cute, teeny tiny almost non-existent little figure. I'll mingle. [Wendy] Loudon, now you didn't say anything about a cousin from Atlanta. [Loudon] Very complicated, dear. Yes. The A.S.P.C.A.? Yes, I would like to report a wild Concolor missing. [Wendy] Dear, I thought we agreed the guest list was locked? Are you listening to me, Loudon? [Loudon] No. No, dear, I'm not. A Patagonian Felis, Concolor, last seen at 57th and 5th. [Wendy] Loudon, what is this all about? [Loudon] Your mother's car was stolen from Cartier with a very rare animal in it. [Wendy] Oh, no, not the Rolls? Mummy's Rolls? [Buck] I saw the whole thing. Don't worry, Ms. Worthington, I got the license number. [Wendy] You got the license number of our car? [Buck] I wrote it down. [Wendy] Is it possible for you to be any dumber? [Buck] I don't see how. [Wendy] Bye, Buck. [Bridesmaid] What is it? [Bridesmaid] Oh, bye, bucky-duck. [Bridesmaid] Oh, see you later. [Bridesmaid] Bye bye, Buck. [Bridesmaid] We love you. [Nikki] I just can't help myself. I love gettin' presents. [Bridesmaid] That's from me. [Bridesmaid] They're gorgeous. [Bridesmaid] Solid 24 karat. [Bridesmaid] Of course. [Nikki] 18. Anyway, as I was sayin' -- the family's just beside themselves with happiness. I mean, you can't imagine how relieved we all was when we found out that old Loudon here was getting engaged. I mean, Loudon? Marrying a woman? Got it! [HORN HONKS MELODY] [Nikki] Murray! [Loudon] Murray! [Wendy] Mummy's Rolls! [Bridesmaid] Bye! [Bridesmaid] Bye Miss Trott! [Nikki] Loudon, come on! Let's go! [Wendy] Loudon, where are you going? You won't be late for the Co-Op interview? [Bridesmaids] Aaaaaaaah! [Loudon] Murray! Stop that car! Murray! Murray! Where are you going? [WHISTLES] GRRR. [Car Thief] Get him off. Hey, we picked up a monster. [Car Thief] Aah! [Car Thief] Aah! GRRR! [Nikki] All right. We're here. Want to give me that box number now, Trott? [Loudon] Not until we're inside. [Nikki] Oh. It's not fair! [Loudon] Oh, no! Excuse me. Excuse me. Please. I cannot be with this woman another minute. [Nikki] Don't give me that crapola! Open up. [Loudon] She has to catch a bus. She really does. Please sir, let us in! Look, I'm wealthy and I'm busy. [Nikki] Come on. Two seconds. Waddle on over here and open up. [Bank Security] Tomorrow morning, 10:00. [Loudon] Tomorrow morning? Perfect! [Nikki] Oh, look, what do you care, huh? Just give me the box number and we'll go our separate ways. [Loudon] I can't. I gave my word. I promised that I would personally see you on that bus. Now, I'm sure the concept's just alien to you, but from where I come from a person's word really means something. [Nikki] All right, then I give you my word. Tomorrow morning I'll come here, open up the box, and I'll get on the bus all by myself. [Loudon] You're lying. [Nikki] How do you know? [Loudon] Your lips are moving. [Nikki] Hey! You know what I think, Trott? I think that you want to stay with me -- yeah -- but you just can't admit it. [Loudon] You think that I would want to stay with you, I mean that I would actually want to stay with you? Can you believe this? Lady, I'm surprised your shadow keeps you company. [Nikki] I'm an ex-convict, and he's with me. [Loudon] Shut up! [Nikki] We killed two people, a pimp and a fat man, and he did most of the work. [Loudon] Yeah, I killed a pimp. What are you -- [Nikki] He's the father of my child but he doesn't want to admit it because he's a lawyer. Hah! [ELECTRONIC ALARM] [Loudon] My Co-op. I'm driving. [Nikki] Hey! Hey! Oh! Oh, I get it! Yeah, you care more about gettin' your apartment than finding the creep that set me up, is that it? Huh? My problems don't rate? What are you lookin' at? [TELEPHONE RINGS] [Loudon] What? [Mr. Worthington] Loudon? It's me. [Nikki] Who are you talking to? How can you talk to somebody at a time like this? I spend four years of my life in the hole waiting for the chance to get out and clear my name, and I will know vengeance. [Mr. Worthington] You mean she's still in town? You said she was going to be on the 1:45. [Loudon] She missed the 1:45. [Nikki] Who is that? [Loudon] Shhhh! [Nikki] Don't you shush me! Nobody ignores Nikki Finn! [Mr. Worthington] Oh, I see. Perhaps my instructions were a bit oblique. [Nikki] Give me that. I am Nikki Finn, and I will not be denied! I will know vengeance! [GUNSHOTS] [Loudon] I'm sure she's going to be here. [Co-op Crone] Mr. Trott, we are of course very particular about who we allow into our St. Andrews cooperative. Punctuality, I have found, is a very good indicator of character. [Loudon] Absolutely. It's so amazing that you would say that because Wendy is known for her punctuality. We both are. It's a joke amongst our friends. [Co-op Crone] If your fiancee isn't interested in the apartment, I'm sure we can find someone who is. [Loudon] Uh, I'll just check. I'm just going to check outside, because I'm sure she's looking for a place to park right now. So just chat amongst yourselves, and I'll be right back. [Loudon] Okay! [RINGS BELL] [PURR] [Loudon] Oh! Nikki? Nicole? [Nikki] What?! [SNORE] [Loudon] Found her -- found her -- no problem -- no problem. She was at the Children's Hospital because they just opened the Wendy Worthington wing. [Nikki] Hello. Hi, there! I'm sorry I'm late! I just overcommitted myself! Youse understand, huh? [Co-op Crone] No problem at all. Please take a seat. [Co-op Crone] Miss Worthington, your application is very impressive. Your background ... the private schools. [Nikki] Well, you gotta see me spend money to really appreciate me. [Co-op Crone] Now, Loudon I see here that you're with Worthington, Ferris and Clarke? [Loudon] Yes, ma'am, that's true. I've been with them now about 5-1/2 years. [Nikki] Yeah, and can I tell you something? He is daddy's right hand. And left hand. He's both of Daddy's hands. Uh ... knock, knock. [Co-op Crone] Mmph. [Nikki] Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. [Co-op Crone] Who's there? [Nikki] Boo. [Co-op Crone] Boo who? [Nikki] Don't cry! We'll take the apartment. [Co-op Crone] Yes. Back to the interview. Do you plan to have any children? [Loudon] No. No, I mean, not right away. No, maybe in the future. [Co-op Crone] Aah! [Nikki] Not right away. [Loudon] Well, we don't have to ... kids aren't that important to have right away. [Nikki] Because we decided that our careers come first! Yeah. ROAR! [Nikki] Oh, honey, it's little tabby! Hi, kitty. [Loudon] I told you Wendy had a cat, didn't I? [Co-op Crone] It looks like a t-tiger. [Loudon] Oh no, nah, it's not a tiger. [Nikki] Oh definitely not. [Loudon] No, we've had her for years. [Nikki] Yeah, she's potty trained and everything. [Loudon] Oh, yeah. Hi ... uh, tabby. He's a little hungry. Did you feed him? [Nikki] Uh-oh, I forgot. But we can pick up some tinder vittles on the way home. Sorry. [Wendy] Loudon, are you in there? It's me, Wendy! [Nikki] Uh-oh! [Loudon] Wait a minute! Who is this woman? She's not my fiancee! [Wendy] Loudon! Loudon! [Raul] Yo, girls, please be quiet. Quiet! Quiet! [Loudon] It's the pimp and the fat man. I thought I killed them. [Wendy] Loudon, how's it going? Did you tell them I went to Vassar? [Raul] Alright, just send down the girl! I want Nikki! Send her down! And I want her to bring the key with her! [Wendy] Did you tell them we know the Butterworths? [Benny] Remember, you're hostages! Get a grip! [Loudon] They're my bridesmaids. [SCREAMING] [Wendy] You're hurting my neck. [Nikki] Raul, let the chick go. I got the key. [Raul] Nikki. [Nikki] You heard what I said. Let her go, or no deal. [Wendy] You -- you're not from Atlanta. [Wendy] No, I'm not from Atlanta. [Wendy] Who are you? [Nikki] Don't worry. I'm nobody. [Raul] Alright, just stay calm. We'll change partners here. [Bridesmaid] Go Wendy! [Bridesmaid] Go! Go! [Raul] Come on! [Nikki] I know I put it in here somewhere. [Raul] Up the key! Come on! [WHISTLES] [Bridesmaids] Aaaaaah! ROAR! [Raul] Nikki, please! [Nikki] Ha! Ha ha ha ha. ROAR! [Loudon] Well ... that concludes our presentation. Yeah. [Wendy] So ... did we get it? [Bridesmaids] Aaaaaah! [Reporter] Do you feel that you're being exploited as women? [Bridesmaid] I don't understand the question. [Reporter] Have you developed a relationship with your captors? Do you find yourself physically attracted to them? [Bridesmaid] Ooh, gross! [Music] Should have
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clear [Loudon] Hello, Mr. Bell. [Mr. Bell] Ah, there he is! Come on in my dear boy, come on in. We've been waiting for you. You've not been up here before, have you? [Loudon] Is this rent control, or what? [Mr. Bell] Actually, I own the block. Excuse the mess. I recently lost Elwood, my housekeeper. [Loudon] He quit? [Mr. Bell] No, no, no. I lost him. I think he's in the west wing somewhere. Sometimes at night I think I hear him crying. It's most distressing. Anyway, I meant to have you up here sooner, but as you know I travel a lot, searching the sphere for endangered animals that need my help, such as the Patagonian Felis Concolor I sent you for. [Loudon] Uh, Mr. Bell, I have some horrible, horrible news. [Mr. Bell] Really? [Loudon] We better sit down. I picked up the cat -- I did, as I promised I would. But something happened. A, a woman happened, actually. I was supposed to drive her to the bus station. [PURR] [Loudon] Murray? He's here? [Mr. Bell] Well, of course he's here. He's been here all night. Your fiancee brought him. [Loudon] My fiancee? [POP] [Nikki] Hello, Counselor. [Loudon] How -- how -- [Nikki] I told you, I have my methods. You're shiverin' Loudie. Want a drink or somethin'? You look like you could use a little warming up. [Mr. Bell] What a magnificent city ... a city of infinite possibilities ... especially in the rain. They say that no two drops of rain are identical. [Loudon] Actually, Sir, I believe it's no two snowflakes that are -- [Mr. Bell] Actually, I believe it's neither. It's no two loves that are identical. For example, I love this infuriating town. I love women who laugh. I love women who refuse to laugh. Won Ton Soup. Halloween. I love all of these things in different ways. None sweeter than the other. Life is grand. [Nikki] I know exactly what you mean, Mr. Bell. [Mr. Bell] I believe you do. She's quite extraordinary. [Nikki] Extraordinary. [Mr. Bell] To not growing old ... gracefully. [Loudon] To today ... the greatest day of my life. [Mr. Bell] It's not over yet. [SNORE] [Mr. Bell] I needed that. How long was I out for? Gosh, it's time to take Murray upstairs. Would you care to join me? [Nikki] You better believe it. [Mr. Bell] It's been my dream for decades to create a refuge right here in the city where endangered species could repopulate themselves. I've saved over 27 individual breeds so far. Let's hope our friend Murray is feeling amorous tonight. I think he is. It's in the air. ROAR! [ANIMAL NOISES] [WHISTLES] [Nikki] Gee whiz! Mr. Bell, you really outdid yourself this time. [Mr. Bell] You're not going to find a better Brazilian rainforest anywhere on the upper west side. [Loudon] I had no idea. I mean this is ... this is ... oh, wow! [CHIRP, CHIRP] [GROWL] [Nikki] You made it, Murray. You're home. He likes me. [Monkey] Eeay! [Mr. Bell] Come along! This way! [WOLF WHISTLE] [Loudon] I have a two-bedroom duplex on the upper east side. The living room is big, but it's not as big as this. And there's a kitchen -- it's like off to the side when you come in. I don't have anywhere near as many plants, though. [Nikki] Here, baby. Ha ha ha. GROWL! [Nikki] Ha ha. There she is. ROAR! [Nikki] She's beautiful, Murray. She'll love you baby. MEOW! [Mr. Bell] Well, I've got to go. Make yourselves at home. Good night. [Nikki] Good night, Mr. Bell. MEOW! [Mr. Bell] Coming, dear. Sorry, I'm late. I had some rather important guests. [Loudon] Oh, Mr. Bell! Where are we? Which w ... Mr. Bell? [SQUAWK] [Loudon] I think it's this way. [SQUAWK] [Loudon] No. No. Uh ... which way is west? [Nikki] Ha! [Nikki] Loudon, it's been a long time. [Loudon] A long time! [Nikki] Yeah. Four years. [Loudon] A long time. [Nikki] Yeah. [Loudon] A long time. [PURR] [Nikki] Hmmph! This will only take a couple of seconds. Then we're going straight to the district attorney's office with all the evidence. And you know, I want to get a copy of everything to get to the newspapers. Can't you see the headlines: "Innocent, beautiful girl names mystery murderer"? Ha ha ha! How does that sound? [Bank Employee] Your box number. [Loudon] 6111. [Bank Employee] Sign in, please. [Nikki] Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba [BUZZ] [Nikki] Think this is going to be on the 6:00 news? I mean, I've never been on television before. Hey, do you think you are ready to hang out with a celebrity? I wonder if my mom's gonna see in Philadelphia. See, she's got this brother Joe -- that's my Uncle Joe, and I got cousins, though, you know I don't have a lot of relatives. But you know it would be really great if the relatives that I have to see it, be good. Then we gotta get out of this town. Find some sun. Because we both could use it. Look at me. Four years in the can and I'm pale as a ghost. Can I tell you something? You look like you could use a little fun in the sun yourself. You know -- [Loudon] Why do you smoke so many cigarettes? [Nikki] I don't know what else to do with them. What's wrong with you? [Loudon] I'm marrying Wendy Worthington in two hours, as scheduled. As scheduled. Aren't you going to open that? [Nikki] No. It doesn't matter. [Loudon] Nikki, you really didn't think that I was. I mean ... [Nikki] I didn't think anything. [Butch Cop] See. I told you if we checked out the bus station we'd find her. [Fey Cop] Oh, is that what you're going to tell the captain, huh, that it was all your idea? [Butch Cop] Well, it was. [Fey Cop] Was not. [Butch Cop] Was too. [Fey Cop] Was not. [Butch Cop] Was too. [Fey Cop] Was not. [Butch Cop] Was too. [Fey Cop] Was not. [Butch Cop] Was too. [Fey Cop] Oh, man. That's it. When this thing's over, I'm applying for a transfer. [Butch Cop] Fine. I'll type it up for you. [SCREAMING] [Nikki] You don't have to wait. [Loudon] No, I just want to make sure you get on. So, make sure you contact your parole officer. And register with the employment people. And maybe you can get a job in an animal hospital, or something, because you seem to really have a way with wild ... animals. [Bus Announcer] Let's go! Last call! [BEEP, BEEP] [Nikki] That's your life calling. [Loudon] Yeah. Yeah. I gotta go. [Nikki] See you, Trott. Don't forget to wear your seat belt. [Butch Cop] There she goes! Move! [Raul] Aah. Shut those girls up. [Butch Cop] Let's move. [TIRE BLOWS] [COUGH] [PLAYING CHAMBER MUSIC] GROWL! [SNORE] [TIRE BLOWS] [Mrs. Worthington] Oh, my lord. Oh, my car! Look at my car! [Loudon] What's the problem? [Mrs. Worthington] Oh, look. It's a wreck. Oh, baby. [Loudon] I'm sorry, I don't see it. What do you see, a nick? [Mrs. Worthington] A nick? A nick? No. How can you not see it? It's everywhere. [Mr. Worthington] Oh. You decided to join us. Rogers, I won't be needing that shotgun after all. Any problem with Operation Prisoner Shuttle? [Loudon] Clockwork. Hello, Walter. [Wendy] There you are. Where have you been? [Loudon] I'm sorry, dear. I was delayed, doing an errand for your father. [Wendy] I tried calling you all last night. [Loudon] Oh! I was at my, uh, bachelor party. You know, my last big hurrah. [Wendy] Yes. Damn right it was. Where are the bridesmaids? Have you seen them? Oh, there are the words I had printed up for the ceremony. [Loudon] "What the world needs now is love"? [Wendy] No, no, that's what I say. You say this, "The only thing there's just too little of." Oh, stop. [THUD] Wendy! Hey! Hey. Oh! Excuse me! Sorry. Hey! Excuse me! [HONK HONK] [HERE COMES THE BRIDE] [Horny Cop] I'm just so tired of the bar scene. [Horny Cop] Yeah, I even tried a dating service. But it was just a waste of time. [Horny Cop] So how are we supposed to meet girls? [Wendy] "What the world needs now is love, sweet love." [Loudon] "No, not just for some, but for everyone." [Horny Cop] You all right? [Horny Cop] Damn it! Taxi! Taxi! Come on, let's go! [Horny Cop] Get off my foot! [Preacher] Loudon, Wendy, we've all heard the saying, "They are made for each other." Well, whoever coined that phrase might have had these two fine young people in mind. [Bus Passenger] Imagine a nice girl like that forgetting her wedding day. [Nikki] Hello! Open up the gate, okay? Loudon, open the gate, okay? I've got something I've got to tell you. Loudon! [SCREAMING] [Bridesmaid] Hey, it's the bridesmaids! We're here! It's Diane. Let us in! [Bridesmaid] A porsche! [Bridesmaid] Quick! Open the gate! Please open the gate! Oh, the police! The police! [Raul] Okay, Nik. Give us the stuff, Nikki. [Nikki] Is that your tough look, Raul? Is that the best you can do? [Raul] Nikki, Nikki, don't make us take it from you. [Benny] No, Nikki, make us take it from you. [Nikki] What's that over there? [Raul] What? [Nikki] Ha! Give it back! [Preacher] Perhaps Burt Bacharach is right. "Love, sweet love" -- perhaps it really is the only thing there's just too little of. [Taxi Driver 3] Hey, this is the Worthington place. What's going on here? [Bridesmaids] [IN UNISON] We're trying to get in! [Taxi Driver 3] Oh, hang on. Wendy gave me the key. I had her in my cab once. Hee hee hee hee. [Raul] First time I ever seen this broad shut up. [Benny] Yeah, let's do it to her like we did to her boyfriend. [Raul] It would be my pleasure, my brother. [CLICK] [DOORBELL RINGS] [Benny] Yo, boss. It's that cat again. [Nikki] Murray! [Raul] Oh, shit. Not again. ROAR! [Fey Cop] Police! Everyone's under uh ... under arrest. [Nikki] So there. Thanks Mur. GROWL! [Butch Cop] All right, drop them. [Raul] What? [Butch Cop] These are your rights. Hey! [Bridesmaids] Aaaaah! [HORN PLAYS MELODY OFF-KEY] [Preacher] If there's anyone here who knows any reason why these two should not be married ... [Nikki] Yeah! [Shocked guest] Oh! [Shocked guest] Oh! [Nikki] I got two reasons. The bride's father is an embezzler and a murderer. See, my ex-boyfriend Johnny Scatelli found out he was skimmin' money off the trust fund that his firm is handling, so he hired two goons named Benny and Raul to hit Johnny and they stuffed him in the trunk of my car. And I took the fall and did four years in the slammer, while this guy, the creep of the eighties, went free! [Shocked guest] No! [Nikki] And the second reason ... the groom is in love with me. [Shocked guest] No! [Shocked guest] No! [Shocked guest] No! [Loudon] I can't. [Wendy] Buck! [Mr. Worthington] She's crazy! Look how she's dressed! She can't prove a word of it! [Butch Cop] I think she can! Interesting reading! Now, would you -- [Mr. Worthington] I'm not going anywhere. [Loudon] Hiyaaa! [Mr. Worthington] I didn't want it to end this way, son. But you should have just taken her to the bus. [Nikki] Loudon! [Loudon] Thanks, honey. [Nikki] Get, him! [Bridesmaids] Violence! [Bus Passenger] Your first time here? [Wendy] You'll take care of me, won't you Buckie? [Buck] Of course I will. I'm very muscular. [Bridesmaids] Aaaah! [Nikki] Who's winnin'? [Loudon] I don't know yet, hon. [Nikki] Hope you win. [Loudon] Thank you. [Nikki] After this, let's go to Philly, okay, because I haven't seen my mom for four years. [Loudon] Okay. [Nikki] Hurry up! I'm bored! [Horny Cop] So, tell me. Are you girls together? [Bridesmaids] Yeah! [Loudon] That's for the four years you stole from Nikki! And this is for me! [Mr. Worthington] Aaaaaah! [Nikki] Ha! [Nikki] Mm mm. Try some cake, honey. It's delicious. [Wedding Guests] Aww. Aww. [Butch Cop] Still puttin' in for that transfer? [Fey Cop] Yeah, I'm talking to the captain first thing in the morning. [Butch Cop] Tomorrow's Sunday, man. [Fey Cop] Oh yeah, that's right. In that case, forget it. Besides, what would you do without me, anyway? You know. [Butch Cop] Hi ... [Fey Cop] Doyle. [GROPE] [Nikki] So, I figure we can open up, like you said, an animal hospital or something. And we can call it the Critter Crisis Center. Does that sound good? And I could take care of the animals. And you, you could count the money, you know. Add up the figures. [Loudon] Knock, knock. [Nikki] Who's there? [Loudon] Olive. [Nikki] Olive who? [Loudon] I love you, Nikki Finn. [Nikki] Oh. So sweet. [Loudon] Knock, knock. [Nikki] Loudon. [Loudon] What? [Nikki] Would you do me a favor? [Loudon] Uh-huh. [Loudon] Shut up and kiss me. [Music] Who's that girl? [WHISTLES] ROAR! [Music] Who's that
girl? Quien es esa nina? Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? You try to avoid
her, fate is in your hands. Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? Light up my life, so
blind I can't see. Run faster, her
laughter burns you up inside. Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? Light up my life, so
blind I can't see. Now, who's that
girl? Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl? Quien es esa nina?
Who's that girl?
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