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TEAM AMERICA -- SLAVERY, FUCK YEAH!

by Trey Parker

Team America, directed by Trey Parker -- Illustrated Screenplay and Screencap Gallery
Team America, directed by Trey Parker -- Screenplay

Uncool Bigotry -- The Ku Klux Klan Way

Click to hear the KKK platform in "Mississippi Burning"

Q. Your name please?

A. Clayton Townley, local businessman.

Q. Are you, sir, a spokesman for the White Knights of the Ku Klux Klan?

A. I told you -- I'm a businessman.  I'm also a Mississippian and an American. And I am getting sick and tired of the way many of us Mississippians are having our views distorted by you newspaper people and on the TV. So let's get this straight: We do not accept Jews because they reject Christ, and their control of the international banking cartels are at the root of what we call Communism today. We do not accept Papists because they bow to a Roman dictator. We do not accept Turks, Mongols, Tartars, Orientals nor Negroes because we are here to protect Anglo-Saxon democracy and The American Way.

Cool Bigotry -- The South Park Way

America
Fuck, yeah!
Coming again to save
The motherfucking day, yeah
America
Fuck, yeah!
Freedom is the only way
Yeah
Terrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer to
America
Fuck, yeah!
So lick my butt
And suck on my balls
America
Fuck, yeah!
What you gonna do
When we come for you now?
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
Fuck, yeah!
McDonald's
Fuck, yeah!
Wal-Mart
Fuck, yeah!
The Gap
Fuck, yeah!
Baseball
Fuck, yeah!
NFL
Fuck, yeah!
Rock 'n' roll
Fuck, yeah!
The Internet
Fuck, yeah!
Slavery
Fuck, yeah!

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