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by Trey Parker
Team America,
directed by Trey Parker -- Illustrated Screenplay and Screencap Gallery
Team America, directed by Trey Parker
-- Screenplay
Sick Fucking Theme Song:
America
Fuck, yeah!
Coming again to save
The motherfucking day, yeah
America
Fuck, yeah!
Freedom is the only way
Yeah
Terrorists, your game is through
'Cause now you have to answer to
America
Fuck, yeah!
So lick my butt
And suck on my balls
America
Fuck, yeah!
What you gonna do
When we come for you now?
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
Fuck, yeah!
McDonald's
Fuck, yeah!
Wal-Mart
Fuck, yeah!
The Gap
Fuck, yeah!
Baseball
Fuck, yeah!
NFL
Fuck, yeah!
Rock 'n' roll
Fuck, yeah!
The Internet
Fuck, yeah!
Slavery
Fuck, yeah!
AIDS -- A Tasteless Spoof on "Rent"
Everyone has AIDS
My grandma and my dog Ole Blue
AIDS AIDS AIDS
The pope has got it and so do you
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
Come on, everybody
We got quilting to do
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS
We're gonna break down
These barricades
Everyone has
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, AIDS
AIDS, AIDS
As If You Liked Rednecks ... A
Condescending Anthem
What would you do
If you were asked to give up
Your dreams for freedom?
What would you do
If asked to make
The ultimate sacrifice?
Would you think about
All them people
Who gave up everything they had?
Would you think about
All them war vets
And would you start to feel bad?
Freedom isn't free
It costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in
We'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free
No, there's a hefty fucking fee
And if you don't throw in
Your buck o'five
Who will?
Buck o'five
Freedom costs a buck o'five
Please Shit on My Face -- A
Love Song
Only a woman
Can brighten up my day
Only a woman
Can touch me the right way
Yeah
Only a woman
Is allowed to touch me there
All I ask
Is that you're a woman
I'm So Ronery -- As If!
I'm so ronery
So ronery
So ronery and sadry arone
There's no one
Just me onry
Sitting on my rittle throne
I work rearry hard
And make up great prans
But nobody ristens
No one understands
Seems rike no one
Takes me seriousry
And so
I'm ronery
A little ronery
Poor rittle me
There's nobody I can rerate to
Feel rike a bird in a cage
It's kind of sirry
But not rearry
Because it's firring my body
With rage
I'm the smartest, most crever
Most physicarry fit
But nobody else seems to rearize it
When I change the world
Maybe they'll notice me
And until then
I'll just be ronery
Yeah a rittle ronery
Poor rittle me
I'm so ronery
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