MONDO BIZARRO -- RETURN TO SENDER

by Tara Carreon

We Wear Lawsuits When We Get High, High, High

Click here to play "Return to Sender," by Elvis Presley, Sony BMG Music Entertainment © 2004

Return to sender
Return to sender

I gave a letter to the postman
He put it in his sack
Bright and early next morning
He brought my letter back
She wrote upon it:

Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone

We had a quarrel
A lover's spat
I write I'm sorry
But my letter keeps coming back

So then I dropped it in the mailbox
And sent it special d
Bright and early next morning
It came right back to me
She wrote upon it:

Return to sender
Address unknown
No such person
No such zone

This time I'm gonna take it myself
And put it right in her hand
And if it comes back the very next day
Then Ill understand the writing on it

Return to sender
Address unknown
No such number
No such zone

Return to sender
Return to sender
Return to sender
Return to sender

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