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A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

[Chris] You always wanted someone to do the weather, so let me report the weather.  It's a big-ass shit-storm.  And there's 13 million people missing, and you could be next.  Do you think that we care about the weather?  Personally, I don't give a flying fuck.

[Comedian]  This is one way to get a date!

[Homeless Man] These people are buying 25% ...

[Homeless Man] ... of all Toyotas and Fords in the State ...

[Homeless Man] ... and eating 48% of all fast food hamburgers.

[Kitana] No people to buy the house

[George] I know, Mr. Kitana.  I'm well aware of the situation.

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