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A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

Rejected!  Find out Why

CAN SHE BRING THEM BACK?

[Newsperson, KGDM 5] Lila Rodriguez, better known as the Missing Link, has committed her body to science in hopes of solving the Latino riddle.

[Dr. Takeshi] Ah, my endangered species.  Oooh, wet hands, that's not good.  Do you usually have wet hands?

[Lila] No, I just washed them.

[Dr. Takeshi] Oh, well, this tomography will measure the intensity of your "L" factor.

[Newsperson KFZA] Dr. Takeshi's limited direct experience with human subjects is countered by extensive research with frogs and other amphibious creatures.  Tests on Miss Lila Rodriguez  have continued while the population nervously awaits the results.  At this point, she is our only hope and link to an answer.

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