A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY
[Dr. Takeshi] We need to identify the "L" factor.
[Newsperson] "L" factor?
[Dr. Takeshi] Latino factor.
[Steven] Are you crazy? We better bring him in. He's our only hope so far. Nick, get 'em. And get me some Tums. Shhh, shhh, shh.
[Dr. Takeshi] What makes a Joe a Joe and not a Jose? They were able to isolate that something. We could reverse the process and develop a vaccine.
[Steven] God bless us. Pass the catsup.
[General Hoff] Mustard!
[Newscaster] A new biological war. If you're a Latino, and you still have not disappeared, contact Dr. Takeshi at www.Takeshilab.com immediately. Let's do this together. My next guest, a woman who ...
[Newsperson] With more than one-third of all consumers gone, bankruptcies and unemployment are sure to follow.
[Vicky] We are live at Joseph Harmon Medical Center with my colleague and dearest friend, Lila Rodriguez, the only Hispanic left behind. The Missing Link. Lila, you must be really tired.