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A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

[Officer Hyland] Well, activity has definitely decreased.

[Officer Carr] Decreased?  There's no activity at the border.  Zilch, nada.  They're probably building a damn tunnel, or some shit like that.  You know, they're always running, jumping, swimming over here.  It's like a goddamned third world Olympics out here.

[Officer Hyland] Well, if they disappeared, it's a pretty unbelievable thing.  We've done our job.  Our job is to keep out illegal aliens. 

PRISON NO TRESPASSING

[Name Withheld, California State Prison Inmate] I was getting some cool prison time, and my homey Smiley is laying on some ink.  I just closed my eyes and relaxed a little. 

[Prisoner] All of a sudden he stopped.  I opened my eyes and no one's there! 

[Prisoner] It's supposed to read "Assassin." 

[Prisoner] This is going to get no respect from anybody.

[Comedien] Hey, where'd my burrito go?

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