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[Officer Hyland] Well, activity has
definitely decreased.
[Officer Carr] Decreased? There's
no activity at the border. Zilch, nada. They're
probably building a damn tunnel, or some shit like that. You know,
they're always running, jumping, swimming over here. It's like a
goddamned third world Olympics out here.
[Officer Hyland] Well, if they
disappeared, it's a pretty unbelievable thing. We've done our job.
Our job is to keep out illegal aliens.
PRISON NO TRESPASSING
[Name Withheld, California State Prison
Inmate] I was getting some cool prison time, and my homey Smiley is
laying on some ink. I just closed my eyes and relaxed a little.
[Prisoner] All of a sudden he stopped.
I opened my eyes and no one's there!
[Prisoner] It's supposed to read
"Assassin."
[Prisoner] This is going to get no
respect from anybody.
[Comedien] Hey, where'd my burrito go?
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