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A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

[Officer Carr] Get in!  Get in the goddamned van!

[Officer Hyland] What the hell was that about back there?

[Officer Carr] We caught them, didn't we?

[Officer Sanchez] 10:19 backup on Yellow Tree.  Two chickens fell off the bucket.  Scope them. Over.

[Officer Hyland] Copy that, Sanchez.  We're on it.

[Officer Hyland] G told me that Mexicans never pee alone. I guess he's right.

[Officer Carr] Sounds gay. 

[Officer Hyland] Sanchez, I scoped them at Yellow Tree, over.

[Officer Hyland] I am at Yellow Tree.

[Officer Carr] Let me see.  Whoa on your 50 yard penalty, man!  Unnecessary roughness.  Move the ball back to TJ.  I see her.  Tell her to come south 15 yards.

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