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A DAY WITHOUT A MEXICAN -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

[Steven]  I'll take care of this, okay?

[Steven]  Tracy, brush your teeth and let's go.

[Tracy]  But it's 7:35.  We still have ten minutes.

[Ellen] You're right, honey, but daddy still has to get me two more Mexicans before he goes to work.

[Steven] Another morning joke brought to you by Ellen Abercrombie.  Tracy, let's go!

[Cata] And Senator, no cheating on your diet.  Have a good day.

[Cata] Goodbye, my love.  Have a good day.

[Cata] Un Cafecito?

[Ellen] Please.

[Steven] Catalina, my daughter's nanny, is Mexican, but she is legal.  I made sure of that.  She used to work for the Reagans before she came over to my family.

Ay Piolin, did you know the most popular name in Califas is Joe?

No way Telorino, the most popular name for babies being born in California ...

is not Joe, or John, or Jack ...

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