PUBLISHER'S NOTES
This
document illustrates the Standard Reality Fabrication Tactics used by
Intelligence Agents assigned to nursery planets mutating from Stage 12
(Centralized New-Deal Insectoid Socialism) to Stage 13 (Neurosomatic
Self-Discovery).
The womb-planet in
question, called Terra I or Sol-3, presented no unusual genetic problems to
Local Evolutionary Agents (whose Network was called the Out-Castes).
Metamorphosis from terrestrial apehood to post-terrestrial status occurred in
routine fashion.
Commodore Leri,
the Out-Caste Agent who serves as quest-editor for this manual, is better known
to galactic soap opera fans for his later work in High Energy Fusion in the
Sagittarius Sector. The Intelligence Agents is a collection of 20th
century documents which has enjoyed considerable popularity throughout the
galaxy because of its Juvenile Charm. It is a classic portrait of a group of
fledging Agents, just graduated from Cadet status, facing their first mutational
duty.
The Out-Castes
began their work at the exact time (1946 A.D.) when life on Terra I was ready to
molt from terrestrial to post-terrestrial status, from planet to Plan-It. Using
textbook practices, the Out-Caste Network sent novice Agent Leri to the most
influential Pupal-training center of the Dom-species (Harvard University) where
he was to set in motion a Stage 13 Self-Discovery (Hedonic Self-Indulgence)
movement. Within ten years, over 35 million primates in the most advanced
country (America) had renounced politics and were enthusiastically experimenting
with self-induced brain-washing, neural rewards and socio-sexual-role changes.
After this success
(1970) most members of the Out-Caste Network understandingly requested
Re-Creational leave to enjoy the new Ecological Niche satisfactions. Subsequent
scans of the planet produced too few Alien Intelligence Increase Agents willing
and able to join the next phase of the Intelligence Increase (I2) work. Leri
reluctantly agreed to join the next network of Out-Castes (fronted by Governor
Jerry Brown and Larry Flynt) who were charged with the mission of moving the
Self-Actualization Stage 14 (1970-1975) from Pre-Dom[1] to Hive Domination.
Leri then, in 1976, volunteered for duty in the Pre-Dom[2] Space Migration Wave
(Stage 15), realistically assuming that the best way to get himself and his
gene-pool off the heavy, one-G womb-planet to a multiple-G custom-made Plan-It
was to stimulate the Space Colonization movement.
Recall that
in 1970, Space Consciousness was almost non-existent and even the most
advanced primates continued passively to hope for release through some
terrestrial reform -- political, religious, or cultural. In order to get
the signal to those who would be activated by it, it was necessary for the
Out-Caste Network to Dramatically Scandalize and Alienate (i.e., polarize)
Every Hive Social System on the planet by using Leri as one of the Neural
Probes.[*]
Leri's tactic of
graceful, serial-social Alienation first put him in Galactic Headlines. With
help from his friends, he managed to remain controversial for over two decades!
It must be
remembered that other Out-Caste operatives were working with other futique-castes.
Gerard O'Neill, Brian O'Leary and Peter Vajk with scientists. Olin Teague,
Barry Goldwater, Harrison Schmitt, and Barbara Mikulski with Eastern
politicians. Jerry Brown with Western politicos. Barbara Marx Hubbard with
Middle-of-the-Road intellectuals. Robert Anton Wilson with sophisticated
occultists. Alan Harrington with the literate elite. F.M. Esfandiary with
scientific aristocrats. Pauline Kael with cinema adepts. Don Simpson, Robert
Stigwood, Kevin McCormick and Henry Edwards with film-makers. Andy Warhol and
Susan Kaiser with artists. Roy Walford with biologists.
Many of these
documents were transcribed from a live, oral presentation before 2,500 persons
in Tucson, Arizona, 1977. This lecture transcript illustrates the techniques
Leri employed to shock, stimulate, and electrify Domesticated Apes in the 15-25
year age bracket.
Students of
Primitive Terrestrial Folklore will remember that Tucson, Arizona was, in 1977,
center of the Sun Belt (delightful term). The Sun Belt encompassed a crescent
of Migrating Higher Intelligence that stretched from Mountain View, California
at the Northwest; through Southern California, Arizona and New Mexico; to Cape
Canaveral, Florida at the Southeast.
During the ten
years preceding this lecture, a great neuro-genetic migration occurred.
Propelled by DNA imperatives, gene-pools in the Southwest expelled their most
aggressive-political agents to the Northeast -- especially New York, Boston,
Chicago, Washington -- while the Snow Belt gene-pools were sending their more
intelligent probes to the Southwest Frontier. This incredible exchange of
gene-castes occurred with no blood-shed, indeed, with no public awareness and
was one of the great migratory feats in terrestrial history.
The Out-Castes, as
robot-wired evolutionary surfers, were riding a demographic western wave of
intelligence.
Other parts of
this document were originally taped by suspicious and fascinated
Counter-Intelligence Agents in Switzerland (1971-72) where the Commodore was
enjoying Re-Creation Leave.
Switzerland was at
that time the center of Old World genetic (sperm-egg) Traffic, a tiny mountain
principality loaded with Intelligence Brokers and Chromosome Dealers. It was
Zurich for money and industrial espionage. Basel for drugs. Geneva for
documentation. Alpine ski-resorts for gene brokerage and Sexual Selection.
Switzerland was, in short, an Alchemical Mating Ground, an Energy Market, a
flight-School in which High Altitude Wheelers matriculated to establish
Out-Caste Alumni Associations.
Aristocratic
families in the Old World sent their children to Swiss schools to learn the
principles of Inter-erotic Diplomacy. The most elite, endowed adolescent
genitals were shipped off to Alpine Academies to be initiated into the network
of Intelligence Intercourse. Stage 10 Feudal Marriage Linkage was still being
imprinted on Aristocratic European and Asian brains. The Stage 11 Tactic of
improving the gene-pool was to contribute young English and American sperm-egg
carriers whose wealth and socially-mobile vigor were welcomed by the jaded
Continentals.
For those reason
the presence of a Self-Professed Alien Intelligence Agent from the Future in
this small antique country provoked enormous interest. Fortunately for our
historical archives, every action and conversation of the Commodore was recorded
by Counter-Intelligence operatives. Attempts by the Firm to drive him out of
this mountain retreat were consistently foiled by aristocratic young Out-Castes.
The reader of this
manual will also find various training memos, tutorial signals, bumper stickers,
graffiti and advertisements, issued by the Out-Castes during this volatile
mutational period.
Earthlings, at the
time these events were emerging, had no concept of gene-pools and
Castes-as-Evolutionary-Stages. Much of the hostility and resistance Out-Caste
Agents faced in these circumstances was caused by the Reluctance of terrestrials
to understand that they were genetic-robots thrown headlong into an accelerated
mutation process which jumbled together millions of competing gene-pools and
several different species. Each individual innocently assumed that all others
with human forms were wired the same way. Agents preparing for mutational
duties on planets during the Period-Before-Space-Migration will be interested to
know that the signals described in this manual were being violently reacted-to
by Swarms of humans possessing the following Brain Stages: Paleolithic,
Neolithic, Priest-technological, Feudal, Republican, Stalinist,
Hedonic-consumer, Self-actualized!
Gene-pools tend to
become aggressively agitated by genetic perspectives, sensing that evolution is
passing them by. Agents, therefore, are required to move swiftly, leaving vapor
trails deliberately designed to appear harmlessly flakey to Behind-Time Species,
while at the same time instructive to and supportive of A-Head-Time Futiques.
For background to
this manual, Evolutionary Agents are referred to the three preceding
future-history texts: Exo-Psychology, Neuropolitics, and the
classic-galactic romance, What Does WoMan Want?
The guest-editor
must mention that the presence, in the Tucson audience, of Carolyn and Keith
Henson (the Evolutionary Agents who made Space Migration possible) contributed
to the Electricity of the Occasion.
His Excellency,
Nov Nuarb
Dean, Evolutionary Agent Academy
Genetic Intelligence Agency Headquarters
Galaxy Central, 2077 A.D.
_______________
* The word
scandal must be understood by agents assigned to womb planets. The classic
hive definition of scandal is: 1. any act that offends the morality of
the social community; a public disgrace. 2. shame or outrage (i.e. rage directed
against an outcaste). 3. damage to reputation or character caused by offensive
or grossly improper behavior. A shock to hive morality, thus the basic
instrument for evolution.
LETTER TO THE
EDITOR
Like many of your
readers I have been distressed by recent articles in the Times about the
Mid-Eastern-South-African-North-Ireland wars.
Like most of your
readers, I too, was born a bigoted racist. Until age 10 I believed that only
those in my gene-pool (members of the Irish-Catholic Church, as distinguished
from Italian Catholic, French Catholic, Polish Catholic, Greek Catholic and
Protestant) were social equals.
On the basis of
subsequent personal experience I have worked out some tentative,
less-distressing solutions to racial-caste-class-national-origin competitions.
How about if every
gene-pool were twenty-five percent Jewish? If you are more than fifty percent
Jewish cool it! You can qualify to be more than twenty-five percent Jewish if
you are to that extent happy!
How about if every
gene pool contained twenty-five percent Black? To quality to be more than
one-quarter Black you have to be to that extent more square!
How about if every
gene-pool was twenty-five percent Latin? For every percentage point more Latin
you gotta become more Gay!
And surely
everyone can handle being twenty-five percent Protestant. But for every
percentage point more Protestant you should be more funny!
It wouldn't hurt
if every gene-pool were ten percent Irish. But for every percentage point more
Irish you should be more sexy.
Larry Flynt
TI2ME
THEIR MISSION
ON PLANET EARTH
BARBARA MARX
HUBBARD
The planetary
mission of the evolutionary operatives called Out-Castes was: Intelligence
Increase.
The code name for the mission was I2.
Their assignment was to transmit to Earthlings:
1. Important neuro-genetic information about castes.
2. Genetic maps and blue-prints for future change.
3. Instructions for migration mutations.
THE
INTELLIGENCE DIRECTOR
Even when he is in
mufti, his alert post-terrestrial bearing is obvious. And as he passes Hedonic
Agents in the Genetic Intelligence Agency's spacious corridors, they often
salute automatically. When he descends from his seventh-floor office in a
private, key-operated elevator and steps into his sedan, the chauffeur calls him
"Admiral" rather than "Director." Jerry Brown likes it that way. After 34
years aloft in pleasure craft he is all S.M.I2.L.E.'S.
"Thirty years
ago," as his predecessor, Director Turner said, "America was handsdown the
predominant military power, a totally independent economic power, the dominant
power in the political sphere. Today Americans aren't predominant to that
degree or anything like it. That's good because it means Americans have to
become more intelligent."
COUNTER-INTELLIGENCE AGENCY REPORT
Date: December,
1971
Country: Montana-Crans, Switzerland
Subject: THE FUGITIVE PHILOSOPHER
Classification: TOP SECRET
We have located
Timothy Leary still disguised as Fugitive Philosopher scrimping along on Five
Brains in the Swiss Alps. He has been extended political asylum and apparently
is in the dormant phase of Stage 16. Aimlessly spinning gears waiting for Her
to appear. His 6th Circuit is uncontrolled and his broadcast-energies are low.
The Fugitive is the uneasy guest of the local Earthlings called Valaisans, who
attribute their difference from other Swiss to laundered descendence from
Carthaginians who had passed along the great Rhone History Highway which runs
from Geneva to San Bernardo. The Professor is unaware that his landlords are
milk-fed pink-cheeked Arabs and that his host and partner, Michel Hauchard, is
our long-time agent.
EAST TO WEST
MEANS PAST TO FUTURE
1976 1859
1529 1A.D. 4200 B.C.
THE GENETIC
RUNWAY
Once past the
Obstetrical Arrival gate, Feel Free to Use (or abuse) your Head To Create the
Realities you are equipped to choose.
But ...
Please don't
Clutter Up
THE GENETIC RUNWAY
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