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THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

THE UNIVERSE (SOME INFORMATION TO HELP YOU LIVE IN IT)
1. AREA: INFINITE
2. POPULATION: NONE
INFINITE: BIGGER THAN THE BIGGEST THING EVER AND THEN SOME! MUCH BIGGER THAN THAT IN FACT – REALLY AMZINGLY IMMENSE! A TOTALLY STUNNING SIZE, REAL WOW! THAT’S BIG TIME … IT IS KNOWN THAT THERE ARE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF WORLDS, BUT THAT NOT EVERY ONE OF THEM IS INHABITED. THEREFORE THERE MUST BE A FINITE NUMBER OF INHABITED WORLDS. ANY FINITE NUMBER DIVIDED BY INFINITY IS AS NEAR TO NOTHING AS MAKES NO ODDS. SO IF EVERY PLANET IN THE UNIVERSE HAS A POPULATION OF ZERO, THEN THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF THE UNIVERSE MUST ALSO BE ZERO, AND ANY PEOPLE YOU MAY MEET FROM TIME TO TIME ARE MERELY THE PRODUCTS OF A DERANGED IMAGINATION.

n/infinity = 0.000000000000000

TEN ALTAIRIAN DOLLARS:  I PROMISE TO PAY THE BEARER THE SUM OF TEN DOLLARS

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