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HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY -- ON THE NON-EXISTENCE OF GOD VIGNETTE

THE PRACTICAL UPSHOT OF WHICH IS THAT IF YOU
STICK ONE IN YOUR EAR, YOU CAN INSTANTLY
UNDERSTAND ANYTHING SAID TO YOU IN ANY FORM
OF LANGUAGE: THE SPEECH YOU HEAR DECODES THE
BRAIN WAVE MATRIX

GOD (NON-EXISTENCE OF)

NOW IT IS SUCH A BIZARRELY IMPROBABLE
COINCIDENCE THAT ANYTHING SO MIND-BOGGLINGLY
USEFUL COULD EVOLVE PURELY BY CHANCE, THAT
MANY THINKERS HAVE CHOSEN TO SEE IT AS A
FINAL AND CLINCHING PROOF OF THE
NON-EXISTENCE OF GOD

THE ARGUMENT RUNS SOMETHING LIKE THIS
“I REFUSE TO PROVE THAT I EXIST,” SAYS GOD.
“FOR PROOF DENIES FAITH, AND WITHOUT FAITH
I AM NOTHING.”

“BUT,” SAYS MAN, “THE BABEL FISH IS A DEAD
GIVEAWAY, ISN’T IT? IT PROVES YOU EXIST
AND SO THEREFORE YOU DON’T. QED.”

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