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THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY -- MUTANT STAR GOAT VIGNETTE

[Captain] ... where you could get a good haircut and where the phones were clean.

[Ford Prefect] Yes, I can see that'd be very important.

[Arthur] Can you?

[Ford] Sh!

[Ford] And the rest of the ships followed on after you?

[Captain] Funny you should mention that,

[Captain] ... 'cause curiously enough we haven't heard a peep out of them ...

[Captain] ... since we left five years ago, yet they must be behind us somewhere.

[Ford] Yes ...

[Ford] Unless they're all eaten by the goat?

[Captain chortles] The goat!

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