THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY -- MUTANT STAR GOAT VIGNETTE

written by Douglas Adams

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams

My Pet Goat, by Tara Carreon

[Arthur] What was wrong with your planet?

[Captain] It was doomed.

[Captain] Apparently, it was going to blow up or crash into the sun or something.

[Number One] That's not what I was told.

[Number One] My commander swore that the entire planet was about to be eaten ...

[Number One] ... by a mutant star goat.

[Ford Prefect] Really?

[Number One] Yes.

[Number One] He said how lucky I was to be going off in the first ship.

[Arthur Dent] But they made sure they sent all you lot off first, anyway.

[Captain] Oh, yes!  And everyone said -- very nice I thought --

[Captain] ... how important for morale to feel that they were arriving on another planet ...

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