THE DISORDERLY ORDERLY -- SCREENCAP GALLERY

[Sung here at American-Buddha in honor of Arnold Schwarzenegger]

Your pills he'll spill
Your tray he'll drop
When he picks up your stretcher,
it's 2-to-1 you'll flop
You're sick
But quick, get out of sight
The disorderly orderly's
on duty tonight
He'll bounce your bed
And split your splint
And though he's got you screaming,
he never gets the hint
You might as well give up the fight
The disorderly orderly's
on duty tonight
He'll try so hard to please you
But if you need an ice pack,
Watch out, he'll freeze you
A lovely nurse comes to the door
Our hero says, "Excuse me"
And crashes through the floor
You must admit that he's polite
The disorderly orderly's on duty
Tonight

Sung by Sammy Davis

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