DICK CHENEY'S FOLSOM PRISON BLUES

by Paul Hipp

Vice President Dick "Buckshot" Cheney kept his word to the inmates at California's maximum security Folsom State Prison. He played a one hour set with his band "Dickie and The Trigger Happy Birdie Killers". The set received a luke warm reception until Cheney launched into his new, as yet unreleased, single "Go Fuck Yourself". During the guitar solo the Vice President thrilled the assembled audience by producing a rifle and opening fire. "He seems angry. Very angry" one inmate said "I mean, I always thought that the American people didn't like to vote for angry people but ... Man, that dude is angry!" I managed to obtain a tape of the performance and am proud to present it here....

Disarm Cheney Before He Shoots Someone Else

Hour of Dave Show March 8, 2006

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Hello, I’m Dick Cheney !

I hear old Harry coming,
He’s comin ‘round the bend
I been killin’ little birdies --
Oops! I shot my friend.

Now I’m stuck in Corpus Christi,
Just trying to cover up.
Hold my calls for 18 hours
Go fuck yourself --
Bottoms up!

When I was just a baby
My mama told me son,
“Get plenty of deferments,
But learn to shoot a gun,”
So I shot a man in Texas --
It looks like he’ll survive.
Well there’s no need to call the sheriff
Go fuck yourself. Goodbye.

I’m up with rich folks flyin’
In a fancy private plane.
Get me Scott McClellan,
Let’s start deflecting blame.
We can pin it all on Harry,
Say he stepped out of line.
Whaddaya mean he had a heart attack?
Go fuck yourself – he’s fine!

Hey, go fuck yourself!
Hey you! Go fuck yourself!
Yeah you, over there! Go fuck yourself!

Well, if they freed me from the rule of law,
If the whole damn world was mine,
I would wiretap the planet,
Invade countries all the time,
Give Halliburton everything,
Leak secret shit all day.
I’d let my 28 guage shotgun
Blow my blues away.

Ah, go fuck yourselves!

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