LONESOME SQUIRREL

by Steven Fishman
© 1991 Steven Fishman

SCIENTOLOGY -- L. RON HUBBARD'S INCORRIGIBLE BRAINCHILD

Table of Contents:

• 1: Raw Meat Off The Street
• 2: Life is Just A Present Time Problem
• 3: Theta Doesn't Grow On Trees
  • Part 1
  • Part 2
• 4: If You Blink, You Flunk
• 5: In Guardians We Trust
• 6: A Case Of First Suppression
• 7: The Environment Is A Nice Place To Visit, But I Wouldn't Want To Live Here
• 8: Does Anybody Have A Bridge They Can Sell Me?
• 9: Romancing LaVenda
• 10: A Valence In Every Port
• 11: Families Are Nothing But Trouble
• 12: Blank Scripts For Acting Classes
• 13: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do, But We Can Help
• 14: For Less Than Two Million Dollars, You Could Set Half The World Free
  • Part 1
  • Part 2
• 15: Death Of A Sailorsman In A Billion Year Time Warp
• 16: History Can Always Be Re-Written
• 17: Crusading For Source Perforce Of Course
• 18: We Always Deliver What We Promise
  • Part 1
  • Part 2
• 19: When You Yield To Temptation You Always Get Burned
• 20: Charity Doesn't Begin At Home
• 21: If Mary Sue Could Do It, You Can Do It
• 22: It's Easier To Bury One's Mistakes
• 23: Paying The Price For A Fate Worse Than Death
• 24: Earning The Protection Of The Church
• 25: A Race To Get To Sea As The Captain Of A Sinking Ship
• 26: Messiah In The Spin Bin
• 27: Epilogue: Getting Really Clear
• Footnotes: Quoted References of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientology Organizations
• Appendix: A Squirrel's View of the Eight Dynamics, the Ethics Conditions and the Bridge to Total Freedom