[Home] [Home B] [Evolve] [Viva!] [Site Map] [Site Map A] [Site Map B] [Bulletin Board] [SPA] [Child of Fortune] [Search] [ABOL]

CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

would sell out their spouse for a washer, dryer ...

or a lawn mower you can ride on.

Such was my respect for that most holy of unions.

PENNY: "Interpet."

CHUCK:  Interpret.

PENNY:  Do you have an extra "R" I can borrow?

CHUCK:  I'm not going to give you a letter.  You're lucky I don't make you forfeit a turn.

PENNY:  Oh, OK.

CHUCK:  You look cute today, Pen.

PENNY:  I always look cute.  Don't distract me.

CHUCK:  [Blows]

PENNY:  What was I going to say?

CHUCK:  I don't know.  What were you going to say?

[Music playing faintly]

PENNY:  I think we should get married, because we've known each other forever, and we've fucked each other forever. 

Go to Next Page