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CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY |
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[Sighs] PENNY: Hello. CHUCK: Hi. [Breathes in] Uh ... don't be alarmed. I'm here with Debbie. PENNY: Yeah, I figured that. Hungry? CHUCK: Um, no, thanks. PENNY: Thirsty?
CHUCK: Sure, if you have a beer or ... PENNY: How was sex with Debbie? I always wanted to know. CHUCK: It was good. Fine. Thanks for asking. PENNY: No problem. I just got fucked by this drummer cat -- a real righteous Negro hipster. CHUCK: Heh. Interesting. PENNY: I'm into the brotherhood of man. I fucked an Oriental last week. What are you? CHUCK: Jew. PENNY: I had one of those once, but he was Sephardic. [Mispronounces] You look Ashke-nazi. CHUCK: Ashkenazi. PENNY: Right, Ashke-nazi. I haven't had one of those yet. CHUCK: You're romantic. PENNY: Yeah. I just don't get into all the bullshit between cats and chicks. You know what I mean? CHUCK: I know what you mean.
PENNY: Besides, you just give your heart to one cat and you get hurt. CHUCK: Don't I know it? PENNY: We could ball if you want. [Both laugh] CHUCK: Whoa-ho-ho. That would be good. Yeah, but ... ha ha ha! I'm here with Debbie. It doesn't seem right.
[Laughing]
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