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CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND -- ILLUSTRATED SCREENPLAY & SCREENCAP GALLERY

CHUCK:  OK, have fun, everybody.

All right.

JIM LANGE, HOST OF THE DATING GAME:  They gave everybody jackets with their names on them, and when we got number one ratings on Saturday nights everybody got a gold plaque.  And so, he was a good boss, and obviously had the common touch because he really knew what people wanted to watch.

CHUCK:  We aired and became a big hit.  A phenomenon, really.

CHUCK:  Hey, baby.  [Sighs] I got a story to tell you.

LORETTA:  Asshole.

CHUCK:  I know, I know.  Uhh.  I got a little story for you.

LORETTA:  I'm busy.  We're in the middle of a bachelorette crisis out there.

CHUCK:  Sit down, relax.  Take a load off.  Make yourself at home.  I just got a call from the network.  You want a drink?

LORETTA:  You got any weed?

CHUCK:  I wish.  No, no weed.

LORETTA:  Then I'll have a drink.

[Chuck sighs]

LORETTA:  Bad news?

CHUCK:  "The Tammy Grimes Show" is being pulled from Saturday night.

LORETTA:  Oh, not Tammy.

CHUCK:  Ha ha ha ha.  They want me to put a primetime version of "The Dating Game" on in its place.

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