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Introduction
Everybody knows the slogan for roach
motels: "Roaches check in, they don't check out." Obviously,
roach motels are run for the benefit of humans, not roaches. A
friend of mine told me he once lived in a place where the roaches were so
bad that the roach motels were occupied by big roaches that ate the other
ones. These roaches were so bad-assed they could live in the roach
motels like crack houses.
In the cyber-ghetto of online message
boards, several have turned out to be operated by sleazy schizophrenics
who get their kicks by watching Buddhists making asses of themselves
debating whether nothing is really nothing or nothing after all.
Many of these boards and email lists appear to be run by a small coterie
of multiple personalities, possibly all emanating from the fertile
swampland known as Bernardo Aragon.
Bernardo is a king roach, devouring the
brains of Buddhist roaches who are looking for yummy garbage to eat in the
rubbish heap of Western civilization. The particularly yummiest bits
of trash are of course foreign in origin. Much as our parents once
venerated French cheese and wine, these Buddhist roaches turn up their
noses at the wholesome meat and potatoes garbage of their own culture,
instead looking for fried rice and oriental noodles, bok choy and sushi
garbage.
It is difficult to discover the existence
of garbage in garbage, but there you have it. Ambu, intrepid
investigative reporter, donning her roach suit with extra long antennae
once again, plunged into the depths of Buddhist roach civilization and
came back with this jewel of an expose. Revealing Bernardo Aragon,
roach motel operator supreme, to be all the most paranoid among us could
have imagined. A feast of detritus lies before you. Bury your
snout in it up to the eyeballs and inhale deep the stench of utter
absurdity.
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Joined: 26 Feb 2003
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Posted:
Fri Apr 25, 2003 5:35 am
Post subject: Identity (Please Read) |
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I figure it's safe and now necesarry to do this considering a few
recent events.
My real
name is Mark Bradley, I used the alias "Bernardo Aragon" on
Buddhist Boards the second time I started it up. I actually knew
someone named Bernardo Aragon a few years ago and lost touch with
him until he emailed me (slightly angered, I might add) when he
found many posts on Google and UseNet about himself (his name,
location, old email address, etc). He asked me to take them down
and I tried my best but there are still posts by other people that
have his name that he would like see taken down.
In all
honesty, I don't see what the big fuss is about (Imagine John
Smith getting upset because of all the matches, or try searching
my name), but he did ask that I post this.
It was
nice serving the Buddhist community while it lasted, but I moved
out of the USA (bandwidth is hard to come by outside the US and EU)
last week and can now no longer host the websites, so as stated in
the other thread, they have been sold. I spoke the the new owner
on the phone today, and he said that he actually does intend to
start all the new sites up in a few months. I'll be looking out
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Rickpa
Joined: 10 Apr 2003
Posts: 23
Location: N.W. Missouri USA |
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Posted:
Fri Apr 25, 2003 9:07 pm
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Tsk Tsk
Bad
move.
Live,
and learn. |
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ambu
Joined: 02 Apr 2003
Posts: 54
Location: Ashland, Oregon |
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Posted:
Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:03 am
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You know, that just blows my mind, Mark! You steal someone else's
identity, someone you know, give him all the bad karma you
accumulate with his name, and then wonder why he gets upset when
he finds out?!!! You're every bit the moron I thought you were.
Have you ever heard of anyone doing a Google search on someone's
name to find out about them? Identity theft is the fastest growing
crime in America according to the FBI, thanks to idiots like you.
I mean besides being incredibly fucking stupid, that's one of the
most UN-BUDDHIST things you could ever do. And how is it different
from lying? If you had stolen my identity, I would have sued your
ass.
And
Mark!, why didn't you reply to our email offering to buy your
domain names? That was fucking rude. |
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ambu
Joined: 02 Apr 2003
Posts: 54
Location: Ashland, Oregon |
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Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:15 am
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So now you say it's "safe" to tell us your real name. But back
when you felt it wasn't safe, you gave the harm that you imagined
to your friend Bernardo Aragon! How is this different from putting
a curse on someone through black magic? I am completely blown
away by your behavior. |
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ambu
Joined: 02 Apr 2003
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Location: Ashland, Oregon |
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