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by Charles Carreon
American Fight Songs, by
Charles Carreon Click here to play "Android," sung by Charles Carreon Anesthetize him Lay him on the table Impress his shoulder with a stocking label Give him some saline-- 'bout four c-c's He needs some wheels to replace those knees He'll be so thankful-- never have cold feet Just oil the rollers and they never squeak
He'll be an android, android-- better than a man An android, android-- part of the plan. An android, android well built and well adjusted An android, android employees to be trusted.
Remove the cranium cap-- Set it in the pan We'll be replacing it As quick as we can Insert a clock in the occipital node He'll always know just when it's time to go He'll never waken too late for work-- He'll wake at seven and sit up with a jerk. Connect the stimulator to the pleasure center It's cheaper than dope and works much better-- Now wire up those jaws in the usual way-- He'll eat through tubes and he won't have much to say Just mopping floors and swabbing toilets every day He'll be so happy in his android way--
He'll be an android, android-- better than a man An android, android-- part of the plan. An android, android well built and well adjusted An android, android employees to be trusted.
Implant infra-sensors in the optic nerves So night or day he will be there to serve Graft laser blasters to his index fingers, He won't be too attractive, But we're not building night-club singers. Just you imagine what his mother would say, She'd be so proud to see him here this way, Her work improved on-- deficiencies amended, He's so employable we ought to be commended!
He's an android, android-- better than a man An android, android-- part of the plan. An android, android well built and well adjusted An android, android employees to be trusted.
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