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BONE THE PAGE

© Paul Hipp 2006

Pink Swastika, by Tara Carreon

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[Mark Foley] You in your boxers, too?
Nope, just got home
I had a college interview that went late
Well, strip down and get relaxed.
What you wearing?
T-shirt and shorts
Love to slip them off
Do I make you a little horny?
A little
Cool

On the information highway in your underwear
Typing with your left hand
Your right hand God knows where
You must be writing legislation to protect our kids from predators out there

And your thoughts will soon be wandering
The way they always do
To you riding sixteen year old boys
What's a congressman to do
When you don't feel much like voting
You just wish this vote was through

But here I am -- On the net again
Here I am -- Are you underage?
Here I go -- Republican Congressman
There I go -- Bone the page

Do I make you a little horny
Are you in your boxers too
We may need to drink at my house
I'd like to slip them off of you
You're just barely sixteen years old
I'm conservatively fifty-two

But here I am -- On the phone again
Here I am -- Are you underage?
Here I go -- Republican Congressman
There I go -- Bone the page

[Mark Foley] And you have all proven, without a doubt.
That you are not only courageous Americans
But wonderful young people
Cherish your youth, cherish this experience
But above all, cherish your families
Let 'em know how much you appreciate them giving you this chance
And let them know how much you appreciate their love that made you the people you are

Is Republican America finally going out of style
They send our children off to die in war
In Washington meanwhile
They wave the flag
They wave the bible
And cover for a sleazy pedophile

[Mark Foley] Cherish your youth
God bless you all

Here I am - On the net again
Here I am - Are you underage?
There I go - Republican Congressman
Here I go - Bone the page

[Mark Foley] And if I was one of these sickos
I'd be nervous with America's Most Wanted on my trail

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